Week One NFL Picks

- Last year the Pornlegends' staff posted a 177-79 record in picking games. Not too bad for a bunch of perverts. Let's get their take on the NFL's week one games.

Pittsburgh 21 Miami 17 - Missing their QB will have little effect on the Steelers. Pittsburgh's defense will save the day.

Denver 24 St. Louis 10 - Broncos should have little trouble taking care of the rebuilding Rams.

Tennessee 31 Jets 17 - Friends and family of the players should enjoy this train wreck.

New England 38 Buffalo 14 - Speaking of train wrecks....

Tampa 28 Baltimore 17 - A coming out party for Chris Simms?

Cincinnati 35 Kansas City 28 - KC fans should get used to high scores and few wins.

Seattle 35 Detroit 17 - A little late, but the Seahawks get their win at Ford Field.

Carolina 24 Atlanta 17 - Panthers start their march to the Super Bowl?

Philadelphia 24 Houston 10 - Eagles get an early gift.

New Orleans 27 Cleveland 14 - Cleveland will want to rock Romeo Crennel out of the state of Ohio.

Jacksonville 31 Dallas 21 - Could be the game of the week. Big Tuna gets hooked by the Jags.

Chicago 24 Green Bay 14 - The Packers could pull the upset. It would not surprise us.

Arizona 24 49ers 17 - Dennis Green gets the Cardinals off to a flying start.

Indianapolis 31 Giants 24 - Brother v. Brother. We like the brother from Indiana to pull it out.

Washington 31 Minnesota 17 - Money can't buy you a Super Bowl, but it will buy you a win against the Vikings.

San Diego 38 Oakland 14 - This one may get ugly.