NFL Week 2 - Legends 12-3 With One to Play

After posting an 11-5 record in week one, the Legends do it one better by having a lock on at least 12 wins in week two with just the Monday night game to play. Below is the Legends' take on Week 2's games.

Buffalo 16 Miami 6 (L) - We have to give the Bills credit. We didn't give them much love at the beginning of the year but after this win and a great effort last week in their loss to New England, they appear to be a pretty good team. Also, the Dolphins suck.

Chicago 34 Detroit 7 (W) - Another outstanding game by the Bears defense. It also appears the Bears may just have a quarterback the likes Bears' fans have not seen since the days of Sid Luckman. The Bears will get a test next week, however, when they play at Minnesota.

Indianapolis 43 Houston 24 (W) - What was the point of playing Peyton Manning late in that game? We are starting to dislike the Colts.

Minnesota 16 Carolina 13 (W) - The Vikings kicker saved the day with a touchdown pass and a game winning kick in OT. Panthers are this year's most disappointing team.

Baltimore 28 Oakland 6 (W) - Looks like the Ravens may make a serious run at the playoffs. Great defense and a solid offense. That, and they played the worst team in the NFL.

Atlanta 14 Tampa 3 (W) - Falcons take early control of the NFC South. As poor as Tampa and Carolina are playing, they could have that division won by week 6.

New Orleans 34 Green Bay 27 (W) - Break up the Saints! 2-0 with a big Monday night showdown against the Falcons next week. Packers looking good for that #1 draft pick next Spring.

Cincinnati 34 Cleveland 17 (W) - Carson and the boys keep it rolling.

Giants 30 Philadelphia 24 (L) - Choked? Screwed the pooch? Pissed it away? Take your pick.

Seattle 21 Arizona 10 (W) - Looks like the Seahawks found their offense.

San Francisco 20 St. Louis 13 (L) - 49ers hold on for a nice win. Enjoy, it's a long season.

New England 24 Jets 17 (W) - The Jets played well but the Patriots held them off late. Keep an eye on those J-E-T-S.

San Diego 40 Little Sisters of the Poor (Tennessee) 7 (W) - Another game they should have called at half time.

Denver 9 Kansas City 6 (W) - We know the Chiefs' problem, but what's up with Denver's offense?

Dallas 27 Washington 10 (W) - Redskins showing the world you can't buy a Super Bowl.

Man has sex with hedgehog

Belgrade - A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice, reported a news website.

Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.

But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely slashed.

A hospital spokesperson said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter.

"We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."

Sex Assault Charges Dropped in Corpse Case

LANCASTER WI [AP] — A judge on Friday dismissed charges of attempted sexual assault against three men accused of trying to dig up a woman's body to have sex with the corpse, noting that Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia.

The men still face lesser charges.

Twins Nicholas and Alexander Grunke, 20, and Dustin Radke, 20, were arrested after an alleged attempt to dig up the body of a 20-year-old woman [Laura Tennessen- pictured] who was killed Aug. 27 in a motorcycle crash. Officials said a caller reported suspicious activity in the cemetery Sept. 2, and deputies found someone had dug down to her vault.

Authorities said the three were not acquainted with the woman but had seen an obituary with her photo.

Circuit Judge George Curry said that while there was no law that addressed necrophilia, there was enough evidence to continue the case because of criminal damage to property and the alleged attempt to break into a burial vault.

Woman pleads guilty in fake penis case

MCKEESPORT PA [AP] - A woman pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct in connection with a bizarre incident in February that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, entered the plea Wednesday, and authorities dropped the same charge against Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, who has agreed to help pay $425 to replace the store's microwave, police and the couple's defense attorney said.

Police in McKeesport, about 10 miles east of Pittsburgh, said the Feb. 23 incident began when Bostic filled a fake penis with his urine that they said Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.

The two stopped at a GetGo! convenience store and, after wrapping the device in a paper towel, asked a store clerk to heat it up in a microwave, police said. Authorities said they believe Creighton wanted the device heated so the urine inside would be at body temperature during the drug test.

The clerk, however, believing the lifelike device to be a severed penis, called police.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer said Creighton faces a maximum punishment of $300 and 90 days in jail when she is sentenced Nov. 15 by McKeesport District Judge Doug Reed. Difenderfer called it "a humorous, but weird, case."

Anna Nicole Smith's Family to Bring in Private Pathologist

NASSAU, Bahamas [AP] — Anna Nicole Smith's lawyer has been authorized to bring in a private pathologist to perform a second autopsy on her son, the head coroner in the Bahamas said Friday.

The reality TV star and former Playboy playmate found her 20-year-old son Daniel Wayne Smith unresponsive Sept. 10 in her hospital room, three days after she gave birth to a daughter. She called for help but doctors were unable to revive him.

The Bahamas coroner's office has termed Daniel Smith's death to be "suspicious." The term, however, meant the cause was not immediately apparent and did not necessarily imply foul play, head coroner Linda Virgill said Thursday.

The family's pathologist will arrive from the United States on Saturday and will perform the autopsy on Sunday, Virgill said. She said Smith's family requested it but did not specify which of her relatives did so.

"It is nothing unusual for families to want their own pathologist to confirm or look for something that may have been overlooked" in the autopsy by the coroner's office, Virgill said.

Pornlegends' Week 2 NFL Picks

- The Legends' crew posted a solid 11-5 record for week one. They are feeling a little confident going into week 2. Let's hope it doesn't bite them in the ass.

Miami 24 Buffalo 21 - The Bills played well last week but couldn't get the win. Expect the same down in Miami this week.

Chicago 27 Detroit 13 - Both teams played great defense last week, but Chicago should rule the day.

Indianapolis 35 Houston 14 - Another long day for Houston fans.

Minnesota 21 Carolina 14 - Vikings may just be the surprise team in the league this year.

Baltimore 28 Oakland 10 - We give the Raiders 10 points only because we like Art Shell.

Atlanta 24 Tampa 17 - Falcons appear to have things rolling early in the season.

New Orleans 17 Green Bay 10 - Brett Favre longs for retirement in Mississippi.

Cincinnati 42 Browns 9 - They'll call this one after the first round.

Philadelphia 21 Giants 20 - Should be a great game. We like the Eagles at home.

Seattle 24 Arizona 14 - Seahawks opener at home. The team should show better than last week's 9 - 6 win over Detroit.

New England 24 Jets 10 - The Jets are not playing the Titans this week.

San Diego 28 Tennessee 10 - Another cupcake for the Chargers to pound on.

Denver 33 Kansas City 10 - Without QB Trent Green, the Chiefs will be in for a world of hurt.

St. Louis 21 San Francisco 20 - The Rams did a number on the Broncos last week. Another early season surprise.

Dallas 24 Washington 17 - Joe Gibbs wishing he would have stayed in NASCAR.

Jacksonville 27 Steelers 24 - Big Ben may not play again this week. Jags defense is much better that the one the Steelers faced in week one. Jags at home. Give them the edge.

Jealous nun accused of attacking priest

ROCCALUMERA, Sicily (UPI) -- A jealous nun allegedly torched a priest's Sicily home and threatened to kill him after allegedly finding him in bed with another woman, police say.

Sister Silvia Gomes De Sousa, 39, was accused of attacking the Rev. Carmelo Mantarro, 70, at his home in the sleepy village of Roccalumera, the London Mirror said. She was charged with arson and making threats to kill.

"I just flipped when I came to the house and found him in bed with another woman who is married," De Sousa, who is also Carmelo's cleaner, said in the Mirror report.

She was freed on bail.

Internet sex performance lands woman in jail

Largo, Florida [tampabays10.com] - A 39-year-old Dunedin woman is in jail, accused of trying to cash counterfeit checks which she says were payment for a web cam sex performance.

Kathleen Hall was arrested at the Amscottt on Missouri Avenue in Largo where police say she was trying to cash two $850 checks.

Hall reportedly told police that she met someone online from Nigeria and agreed to perform a sex act on her web cam in return for money.

The checks came in an envelope with a Nigerian post mark, but police say they are counterfeit.

Hall is in the Pinellas County jail on $15,000 bond.

Brooklyn Angel

Joanna Angel builds a New York porn empire one sex comedy at a time

New York [Village Voice ] - "New York sex is just better than L.A. sex," says director of photography Jane Waters between bites of a sandwich. It's lunch break on the Williamsburg set of Joanna's Angels 2, and Waters (a man with a feminine nom de porn), is eating before he has to get behind the camera again. An adult-industry veteran who's shot hundreds of pornos, he was flown in from Los Angeles specifically to shoot this sequel for VCA Pictures. About the differences between the two coasts, he says, "I love the women here. They're not so pornoed out. They've got quirky personalities."

One such quirky personality belongs to the director and star of the movie, 24-year-old Joanna Angel, co-founder and president of alt-porn website burningangel.com. In addition to running the site since 2002, she has been directing and producing videos and scenes. One of these productions is the cultish horror send-up Re-Penetrator, a 22-minute short in which Angel gets fucked while covered in blood and goo. This summer, she was hired by VCA to shoot her first feature film, and Joanna's Angels debuted in the Top 10 on Adult Video News' bestseller list when it was released in September. It revolves around one woman's plot to brainwash New Yorkers into falling in love with L.A. and moving there. Angel and her angels are hired to save the day, but as the box says, "It's hard to fight crime when you're horny."

Joanna's Angels is a funny, campy, silly punk porno that makes fun of the epicenter of adult film and of itself. Filled with amateur girls from the website and shot entirely in Brooklyn, it's got a homemade feel that's sweet and endearing. The female performers may be newcomers, but they are far from sweet and innocent: The sex is rough, dirty, and nasty, and the chemistry between players is palpable. You'd never know that everyone but Angel and Katrina Kraven had never fucked on film before. The scenes put to rest any lingering idea that burningangel.com is just a "harder" version of suicidegirls.com; by the end, everyone is covered in spit and cum, hair trashed and makeup running.

It's been quite a year for Angel. Between a New York Times feature and the cover of Adult Video News, the media have taken notice. She received seven AVN Award nominations, including Best New Starlet and Best Actress, even though she had only appeared in two videos at the time nominations were announced. She seems unfazed by the attention or the pressure to deliver a great sequel. "The executives said they wanted better production values," she says, "so we hired Jane Waters, and VCA gave me $10,000 more than I had for the first one." When I ask if I can quote her on the money figure, she says, "Yeah, but also make sure to put that I'm a retard and I still put my director's fee back into the movie the second time."

Her financial sacrifice is less about mental deficiency and more about necessity, since shooting in New York can be very expensive, not to mention inconvenient. About 95 percent of all porn is shot in L.A. because that same percentage of talent and production crew live there. Although she acknowledges that there are many forces working against her, she wouldn't have it any other way. "In L.A., from the locations to the makeup artists, there is a scene, a machine. So a lot, but not all, of what comes out of the machine is predictable. In New York, we shoot in places where porn has never been shot. And the people are different. For the most part, they are new to porn and really excited to be a part of it. It's not, like, the 10th movie set they've worked on that week. We are all discovering our style as we go along."

In Joanna's Angels 2, Angel continues to satirize herself and that other coast, this time taking aim at alternative porn, a movement for which she is considered a poster girl. In the sequel, which she also wrote, the president's daughter has been kidnapped and won't be returned unless all things alt are made illegal. On the set, I meet one of the Angels, Sabrina Sparx, whose tiny frame begins with bright-red hair and ends with shiny white go-go boots. She pulls her white fishnet stockings right up to where the tops of her thighs and her ass cheeks meet. This move accentuates the gorgeously perky round butt that her white "skirt" (about five inches of fabric) doesn't even pretend to cover. I'm also introduced to a plaid-skirted and pigtailed Dana DeArmond, who plays the president's daughter. After running through some dialogue, Sparx and DeArmond head to the bathroom to freshen up. Two minutes later, they come out, and DeArmond asks me for some tips on giving herself a good enema. I am flattered.

The scene that Angel's directing involves Sparx and Tommy Pistol rescuing DeArmond, who has been tied up, blindfolded, and forced to listen to "lame pop music by a boyband," which contains subliminal messages meant to brainwash her. She's muttering things about going to the mall, getting a little dog she can carry around in her purse, and wanting a boob job so she can look like everyone else. Sparx and Pistol realize something is terribly wrong, and Sparx decides there is only one way to help DeArmond snap out of it: fuck her and make her come. Once the story is established and all the dialogue shots have been done, the sex finally begins. When the cameras roll, Pistol unzips his fly to reveal a rock-hard cock, and the three of them go at each other. Pistol, who was shy and polite moments earlier, transforms when his dick slips out of his pants and past DeArmond's lips. "Take it fuckin' deep," he grunts as he fills her mouth. I am struck that these three have only done a handful of videos. They're doing it like pros, and they look like they're having a great time. They've obviously learned a thing or two from Angel, whose enthusiasm for her work is infectious and undeniable. (And I'm not just saying that because she was penetrated in both holes simultaneously in the fifth scene she ever did. OK, maybe I am.)

After the pop shot, Angel applauds her talent, then gets busy preparing for the next scene, which will take place on a set that features a huge presidential seal on the wall with a big cock on it (the rooster variety). "The moral of the story," she says, "is that everyone is unique, and what really matters is what's on the inside."

Ninn Worx’ Contract Star Heather Vuur To Visit Playboy Radio’s Night Calls

(Chatsworth, CA) Ninn Worx’ exclusive contract star Heather Vuur will
visit Playboy Radio’s Night Calls Monday, September 18th with hosts
Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn.

Blonde, sexy, and a brain to boot, Heather Vuur made her adult film debut
on Wednesday in Ninn Worx’ fall blockbuster “Sacred Sin”. With a diverse
background ranging from mainstream modeling and acting to enlisting in the
army for two years where she trained along side her male counterparts in
the art of machine guns, rocket launchers, and hand to hand combat,
Heather was discovered by photographer Ken Marcus and asked to pose for a
popular men’s magazine as a centerfold.

With a taste of the adult entertainment industry, Heather sought out award
winning, art-core director Michael Ninn with the hopes of one day working
in one of his breathtaking movies, and got more then she had ever hoped
for. In June of this year Michael Ninn signed Heather on as his only
contract girl.

Ninn was so taken by Heather’s natural beauty and instinctive acting
ability that he re-wrote “Sacred Sin’s” lead role, which was originally a
male lead, specifically for her in the company’s biggest picture to date.

Heather is ecstatic to represent such a prestigious adult film company and
looks forward to sitting down with Christy and Ginger to talk about her
life’s journeys.

“Working with Ninn Worx was better then I could have imagined, Michael
Ninn has the ability to bring out what is sensual and sexy- not just
sexual, he is a true genius. Sacred Sin has emotion and intelligence two
things you don't often see in porn. I feel very lucky to have to
opportunity to help create work that is so compelling, dark, and sexy”,
said the Dutch beauty.

“I can’t wait to meet Ginger and Christy and take some phone calls from
the listeners”, she continued. “I love answering questions from fans and
the opportunity to let people know a little bit more about me.”

Sirius Radio subscribers can listen live Monday September 18th by tuning
in to channel 198 from 4pm – 7pm (PST). Have a question or comment for
Heather, Christy, or Ginger? Call the listener line toll free at
877-205-9796.

Please visit www.playboyradio.com for Sirius Radio subscriber information.